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“nathan is a poopyhead”
“carlos is a mexican name”
i don’t know what i expected
“Zachary is a jewish name”
this is just filled to the brim with wackiness and excitement aint it
andi is a bad bachelorette?
“emmett is a master builder” damn straight
“Hannah is not a boys name” and “Hannah is a palindrome”
“kami is a chinese word”
……i”_______ is an angel”
sorry, but i don’t trust you guys with even my first name.
Diana Isaac Retirement Village….
It’s… different.
Jessica is an immigrant.
alli is back
Rachel is getting married
alicia is pregnant and a heavy smoker
Jennifer is a party pooper
Jessica is a poop head
Heather is a dancer, painter, and sculptor
what?
Thomas is alone
